parodeity: (SWORD 🎧 breaker)
the dave of guy (just some dude) ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] lucybox2017-03-27 12:22 am

so age shenanigans "lucy what do you use your musebox for" nonsense threads and holiday cards

[ one day dave strider wakes up and the tower isn't familiar or comfortable. it's place he's never been with weird trappings of familiarity. there are things that are clearly his or that he...thinks are his? turntables unfamiliar to him in specific except they're his exact set up. clothes in the closet a little too big for his frame, but the pajamas he'd been wearing are just black pants an a loose t-shirt so those are fine. there's stickers on the top of the bunk bed frame, the bed he woke up in, and some are sbahj. there are pictures pinned places he's mostly ignoring because they're too odd, and it's...

not his bedroom. it's not his apartment. after looking out a window, dave's pretty sure it's maybe not his planet.

which, okay. sburb has only just become a thing and already dave is pretty sure bullshit is par for the course. but a little more warning would have been nice? or any warning at all. the workbench in the room he woke up in is weird and a little unsettling and so dave goes...down the stairs because he hears stuff down there and smells.

food?

that is a weird thing to smell in the morning. what the fuck. he'll kind of peer around the corner with as much caution as he can muster, figuring he doesn't see his own corpse so either this doesn't go sideways at all or it just hasn't yet and - ]


Bro. [ deadpan neutral surprise, because, yeah. that's...no, he's younger, but still. hm. reluctantly, dave stops peering around the corner and drifts further into the room, regarding the kitchen being used as a kitchen with well but not perfectly hidden dismay and concern. ]
splinten: mspaintadventures (dog........)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Dirk turns around because he knows that voice but he doesn't know that void and that tone isn't right and









what the ever loving fuck.


To help Dave out, Dirk is not wearing his shades because why would he be while making breakfast in the morning for his brother. His. BABY BROTHER????

help him he's in shock]
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr (on peaches crotch)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're thirteen.

[fucking genius, dirk




his voice is monotonous, of course, it's Bro's but a teenager, except there is baffled confusion in that voice because Dirk's monotone is not as absolute as Bro's. ALso! on Dirk's face!]
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr (cloun)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[To not calling him old. Mildly sardonic but again, more emoting than Bro ever.]

I'm seventeen.

You're thirteen. [Saying it again. HELPFUL.] Do you.

You only remember being thirteen.

[Can time powers do this. Did a Dave from earlier come in? That doesn't make sense, if a Dave from earlier came in then his Dave would still be here. And he isn't. Dirk can't sense his soul. He flickers back over his memories and he is sure: the soul he sensed, that steady awareness of Dave, shifted.

Shit.]


I'm Dirk.

[That. Was so bad. FUCK.]

I'm your Bro but from another universe. Except I try to keep you fed and don't randomly attack you, and also there are no puppets in our place of residence.
splinten: mspaintadventures (dog........)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently. [Uh. Shit.]

Do you want breakfast? I was makin' pancakes for us.

[He gestures at them.] Side of eggs and then an apple for you and an orange for me.

[He won't get into a discussion of the training thing because maybe this isn't the time or place.]
splinten: ikimaru @ tumblr (i cant BELIEVE what he made take place)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to take your shades off if you don't want. It's cool either way.

[Ah. He should clarify this.]

I don't do tests. Which doesn't help if you think that's a test in itself, but yeah. I know he did but it isn't my style.

[Other things he decides not to get into the nuances of: his style, regarding tests. The pancakes are now put on a plate on the table.]

Waterworld isn't a Sburb unlock. It's a weird anomaly thing courtesy of timespace-warping aliens.
splinten: UNKNOWN (let's DO this thing)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Nnngh.]

Would you feel better if I left the room while you ate? We don't have surveillance in here.
splinten: mspaintadventures (dog........)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
We've been here for almost a year. You and me. I... do not know your situation but, uh, I'm a Heart player which essentially means I deal with the soul. I noticed yours for some inexplicable reason went backwards. I can tell it's the same soul in continuity, but pulled back what I guess is four years.

Anyway, now that we've clarified that, you and me met when we were sixteen in Sburb. Had a weird rooftop conversation, hugged like two people who don't know how hugs work, went and did a final battle against double Jacks. Then we went to win Sburb and got yanked here before we could get the reward. We used to live on the base with Roxy, who is the alternate version of Rose's mom, and Rose, but you decided to move out to this tower, and you asked me to move with you. I went because obviously I want to live with my brother. We didn't do surveillance because you hate surveillance, and we don't do puppets for the same reason. We're workin' on that, though, since I like them.

On the grounds that neither of us are great at eating meals, we both try to get the other to eat. We play video games or make music together a lot. Sometimes you just work on your jams while I build more robots. There's a fish upstairs named Magister Snoop that you have to fistbump whenever you go by and a weird telekinetic alien named Obama hidin' around here. I built him cubby hiding spots since he's skittish. We also have a rappin' drone named Wiz.

I can answer other questions. [If Dave. Wants? He sort of dumped a ton of stupidity on that random babbling.]
splinten: mspaintadventures (dog........)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[the long pause of realizing Dave probably can't handle 'i burned him because he was used to abuse you']

Your Bro's puppet hasn't ever showed up here.

[nailed it]
splinten: UNKNOWN (let's DO this thing)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[These pancakes taste of blank terror.]

We talked a lot, you, in the future, and me.

Do you want to play Mario Kart after breakfast? Or Mario Party. Or Octodad with one controller.
splinten: slimyhipster @ tumblr (or something)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dave put some fucking syrup on your pancakes.]

Yeah, sure. We can do anything you want.
splinten: purenonsens @ tumblr (and THEN the big man comes)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dirk does put syrup on his pancakes? He likes sweet things, he grew up on orange soda.]

Shit. Right, you don't likeβ€”ok. Okay, cool. [Okay. He can do this. Breathe.]

The plan for the day is breakfast, some games together, lunch, maybe a movie if you want, dinner, and then you can work on your music while I build some of my bots or something. It isn't one of our movie nights but whatever, no rule against extra movies.
splinten: skullkaiju @ tumblr (and there he goe's)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It's pretty soothing to me. You put a ban on me buildin' any more weaponized drones, so I've been working on building basic robots for farming and room building.

[He imagines Dave is not going to understand this idea of 'you put a ban' but oh well.]
splinten: frilly-arts @ tumblr (should dress up like santa)

[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-27 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You kept sayin' I made too many weaponized drones. So I stopped makin' weaponized drones.

[Welcome to bizarro world resident You.]

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