realistic college au meme;

[fleeting]

or anyone here

I. living conditions 01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor 02. all our friends are drunk 03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds 04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs 05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry 06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party 07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay. 08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me 09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes 10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire II. chance meeting 01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here 02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late 03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity 04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it) 05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf 06. your school mailbox is right next to mine 07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning? III. campus community 01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat 02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost 03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for 04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing 05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria 06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances 07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair 08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall 09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center 10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit 11. you’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance IV. credit hour woes 01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig 02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful 03. group project 04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be 05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class 06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner? 07. waiting for office hours 08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop 09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room V. limited resources 01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class 02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole 03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please) 04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building 05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals 06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows 07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today 08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline 09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill 10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

Comments

[extracolours]

[ Teddy jumps a bit when his book closes on it's own. ]

C'mon, Vic, it's like 3am.

[ It's just Victoire, right, surely. She's just messing with him, like usual. ]

[extrapretty]

[ WHAT'S THAT, TEDDY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF A BUNCH OF BOOKS DROPPING TO THE FLOOR FROM THIS CONVENIENTLY PLACED BOOKSHELF, HERE.

yeah no she's totally messing with him but until she scares him shitless why give it up ]

[extracolours]

[ OH FOR THE LOVE OF

Teddy jumps again, rubbing at his sleepy eyes. ]

Don't injure the books!

[ He gets up from his table of scattered study materials, heading toward the noise, and then picking up the fallen books. ]

[extrapretty]

[ ..........MORE SPOOKY SOUNDS ]

[extracolours]

[ 2sppoky ]

Vic, come out already.

[ Looking around warily, waiting for the next spook-attack. It has to be Victoire... right? ]

[extrapretty]

[ WHAT'S THIS, TEDDY'S HOMEWORK HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED WHILE HE WAS PICKING UP THE BOOKS. ]

[extracolours]

[ Oh crap, where did it go. He searches around and under the table, then curses mildly. ]

What's a ghost going to do with homework...? [ Do you need an A in your class, ghost?

Grabbing his bookbag, he starts to head for the doors. ] Okay, Vic, I'm leaving! Then you'll be allll aloooone in the spooky library!

[ What will the spectral apparition haunting the library do now. ]

[extrapretty]

[ Sit cross-legged on a table and wait for him to come back, tbh. Like Teddy Lupin would abandon his homework.

YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT, BOYFRIEND. ]

[extracolours]

[ RETURNS... like five minutes later, with two sodas. Stares into the empty abyss. Sets down sodas. ]

Oh dear, I'm going to have to drink both of these delicious fizzy drinks all by myself.

[ Waits. ]

[extrapretty]

[ SHE WILL SCARE YOU SO HELP HER...

or just aim a gust of wind hex at his back ]

[extracolours]

[ HOLY FUCK

Is thrown into the table, then throws one of the sodas toward the wind. SAVE HIM, SUGARY CAVITY DRINK. ]

[extrapretty]

[ DODGING LIKE A MADWOMAN although um your report may have soda on it now

srry bro ]

[extracolours]

[ noooo not the report

Teddy glares in the direction where he threw the soda. ]

Okay, whoever you are, come out now and I won't call campus security.

[ Or open the can of soda he's shaking.

They sure are causing property damage now. ]