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revenge of ricky schrΓΆdinger ヽ(βŒβ– _β– )γƒŽ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] lucybox2017-03-26 08:21 pm

na na na na na batman

if you give me lyrics i'll put them here. never say i don't sometimes occasionally learn from my mistakes
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay. This is getting interesting.]

Yeah. I ended up destroyin' my computer and bookin' it.

[On the bright side since this is a recruitment method Samaritan probably isn't trying to kill Dirk yet.

When he doesn't give these habits up after joining Samaritan, though...]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He made the guy panic. The guy knows what this is. It's freaking him out and he won't tell Dirk.]

Not sure. Seein' you threw me off. [He'd noticed the other guys then got confused by Dave and then there were guys again.]

I always keep everything bricked until I need it.

[That... is a weird attitude for a fifteen year old to take? Look, it doesn't take knowing about Samaritan to be incredibly conscious of a society where information is constantly recorded and repackaged for use by others. And Dirk likes his privacy.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Something is going on here. Something is going on here and Dirk doesn't know what.]

I won't need it.

[Not a yes but hey it's not a no, either.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

[it's the one universe where 'please' won't work on Dirk! amazing.

(for now)]


We have to walk from here.

[So Dirk will stand because walking is important.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
We're here. If you wanna dodge the cameras, don't follow me.

[Because next stop is in fact the three-pronged arch, which means Dirk is on top of an archway and is about to walk straight into the middle of the road to check out the Nautilus sign.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Your loss.

[Of staying off the grid, obviously. Dirk is not heating Dave's scolding. He's tilting andβ€”yes, he has it.

Okay he'll leisurely walk off the road now w/e he calculated that car and whether or not it will hit him, it will just narrowly miss. yolo]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Dirk, kinda stands there? As he's scanned. And stares back at Dave.]

Dude. You saw no cars hit me. I'm fine.

[No scan is needed??]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
That seems unlikely. Anyway, I've got the next clue. If you're still follwin', then follow.

[184th, and 3rd. Now it's time to go visit a biker bar. Dirk will go to get another bus for this reason.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I mind if they're vague and unhelpful and not any goddamned answers.

[Dirk noticed that too. A poster on a pole was easy, same as the website posting that started it. Graffiti could be done by any street artist. Motorcycle safety month posters? Someone has control over city ordinances or is really good at setting things up.

Now, Dirk doesn't just want to win. He wants to understand what's going on.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
We are being watched.

[It's delivered with a certain mockery in the monotone. At the same time, Dirk's angled away from any cameras being able to read his lips, his phone is bricked, and Dirk's voice is quiet enough that it would be too muffled to be understood by Dave's phone.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Dirk stops. They're not in a blindspot but they're far enough between the usual cameras that they're not going to be read.]

Give me your phone.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He notes all of that, what he can in the flicker of his eyes, but that isn't why he demanded the phone. Dirk flips it over, grabs the back, and pulls the battery pack out.]

Government conspiracy.

[It's that weird line again: serious-not serious, maybe ironic except maybe not. A kid doesn't work this hard to keep himself out of consistent records if he isn't wary about being dragged into the system.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-03-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[It isn't a response Dirk has any patience for. He slams the phone back together easy (those preschool reports on dexterity were not a lie) and shoves it back in Dave's hand. It's all he does before he turns his back on Dave to get to the bus.]

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