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revenge of ricky schrΓΆdinger ヽ(βŒβ– _β– )γƒŽ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] lucybox2017-05-04 02:04 am

slams hands on table best friends

[ dave strider ends up choosing cinematography to study because, fuck, why not? it's almost graduation when he finally decides, and it's sort of at random. it's not that he doesn't like video-taping shit (he does) or that he isn't into special effects and sound stuff (he is) but there's a lot of shit dave is into and he wasn't sure how to translate that to college. he loves music; he loves dance; he's really into the film shit and his shitty comics, but he definitely can't do art because the shitty comic quality isn't shitty on accident. but he consults with his siblings and he thinks about it hard and he makes a decision.

and god, it was easier to be excited about that decision before memories and past lives and powers came into play, but it's still kind of cool. dirk hated college but dave likes the idea of it. he likes the routine normality that it seems to suggest, the way he feels kind of grown up and like a half-competent adult when he packs up his shit and heads off to university. it's still in the city so it's not like he's really gone, but it's enough of a distance to allow him to pretend.

these days, somewhat to his surprise, dave wants to pretend. rose doesn't remember a thing about anything going on and his parents probably never will, and it's strange and too much like playing pretend every day to live there. he can't tell them about anything. he can't even tell roxy, because he doesn't want to mention most of the things he knows to anyone. even the tiny things are seeming more and more dangerous, because then it's just a chain of memories, all the way down the line, and eventually they'll all remember the shit he doesn't say, but -

but. well. he can, for now, pretend to be an ordinary kid at college. he has a schedule? he has a mini fridge. he has a room, and he's carefully pinned up a few posters and sorted all his things. he's mindlessly listening to music with his earbuds in when the door opens, and he tracks the movement even behind his shades and sits up. ]


Yo - [ he's absolutely never met the guy who just waltzed into his (their) room but dave absolutely knows him. he reflexively reaches up to adjust his shades. okay. shit. that's john egbert - or...someone? maybe his name is different? but it's john, egderp, the dork who really likes mc...whatever and hates cake and who gave dave these shades, once upon a time, and he's here and really a real live person and ok dave maybe stop staring you're being weird.

shit he's in kindergarten again? how the fuck did you make someone your best friend back then. did you just go up and say "mine" and call dibs? does someone else have dibs???? can dave fight them for dibs -

STILL STARING, DAVE ]


Uh, [ internal screaming ] I'm Dave. Sup.

[ an attempt was made. i guess. ]
windeity: (CONFUSED β™« what the fuck)

[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-15 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[DAVE!!! But he actually pausing and squinting because:]

Wait, what? [Whether the "wait what" is about having cash or about apple wedges he doesn't immediately say, but the hilarious part is that he still can't tell if Dave's serious or not.] You know that apples and doritos are two totally different snack classes don't you? You can compare chips to chips and apples to apples but comparing chips to apples is a huge margin of error.

[What.]
windeity: (AFFRONTED β™« excuse u)

[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't even make sense! [Oh my god, why.] And since when are you the authority on apples in particular anyway?
windeity: (GRIN β™« oh okay!)

[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-16 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I refuse to shut my face about apples of all things. [Come on, Strider.] I was serious earlier by the way, I kind of want a pizza. I can cover half? [Please don't pay for all of his food, Dave.]
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[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-16 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the difference? [A shrug.] We could always just go get it. It's still nice out and I don't mind walking. The sylladex doesn't weigh you down or anything does it?

[Truthfully, he's just content to hang out with Dave more so the walk sounds like a good idea.]
windeity: (GRIN β™« john you look like an elf)

[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-16 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you accidentally rap...[THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR NOT GIVING HIM THAT MEMORY YET.] Walking a few blocks sounds good to me. I've been traveling most of today so besides, like, airport food and Nanna's cupcake I haven't eaten yet anyway. Besides if it's any good we're probably going to end up living there over the semester, too.

[Nobody cooks in college, it's fine.]
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[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-17 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's...["Cute" is the first word but then he's like "okay but I don't want to think about calling Dave's mom cute" and then he's like "wait." So instead:] Really cool. Thanks. I mean I already told you about Nanna and her baking kicks so we'll probably drown in boxes of cupcakes and stuff for the first couple of weeks. I'm definitely not seeing a downside.
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[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-18 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Can confirm, moms love me. [Just a cheerful little shrug following after that.] Let's deal with that when we get that far, okay? My sights are set on pizza and that's pretty much all I'm thinking about now.
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[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-20 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's sweet. [Which. It is? That's nice to have family and he gives him a little bit of a weird look before following along.] But isn't it kind of a drag to have to wait on Roxy while she's shopping?

[The point.



John.]
windeity: (CONFUSED β™« what the fuck)

[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-22 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...okay but why?
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[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-26 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever gone shopping with someone not a teenage girl? Because that would explain a lot of where I'm coming from, bro.
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[personal profile] windeity 2017-05-28 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you think you're exaggerating a little? Dirk's taste can't be that bad.