call me out 3.0;

[fleeting]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ or anyone listed here. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ some of my favorite memes: Soulmate Fuckup, Random Scenario, Highschool AU (romantic or otherwise), TFLN, The floor is lava, Stuck in the Rain, Minor Injury, Sweet Dreams, Pillow Fort, Not Just a Robot, Pokemon AU, Hogwarts AU (just about any canon au), Stuck Together. meme code.

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[tomefairest]

[ you know what. these two idiots would ABSOLUTELY take someone screaming "the floor is lava" in this. random au school setting? or jamjar? whatever? COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY while everyone else around them went "haha yeah whatever".

accordingly, there is a DRAMATIC GASP at the cry, and as soon as hinata throws his hand towards her, ophelia sets hers in his. she's luckily on the smaller side, so she should be easy to haul up...? ]

How could this be?! The stars didn't warn me of this apocalyptic fate...some nefarious person must have clouded my third eye!

[sundays]

[hauling up those in danger is just the work of a hero?? so yeah he's not going to be too worried about it at all as he hefts her right up onto the desk with him?! we'll say it's a random au school setting because those desks are small and this is suddenly much more precarious]

A villain?! A psychic villain...?!

[he's taking this so seriously i'm remembering again why we started this and i still just have regrets]

[tomefairest]

[ WHY DID I TYPE HINATA INSTEAD OF CHIAKI

but anyway she's very light and petite so pulling her up is easy even if yes this is way more precarious. ]

Indeed...! My third eye could only ever be shut by the foulest of magics! Do you see the dark miasma...?

[sundays]

[in that moment i swear we were all hinata

who cares about being precarious when you've got a stuntman and a... psychic??? oh shit she's a psychic]

Dastardly!! I don't - but my weakness is that I have no familiarity with magic spells.... Do you know where it is? Guide me and maybe we can make it to safety!

[the others in the class continue to putter around them]

[tomefairest]

Hm...! Yes! I can sense it... [ she points dRAMATICALLY AT AN INNOCUOUS POSTER ON THE WALL ]

The source of evil! [ it's like. an nsync poster or smth. ]

[sundays]

[that's blasphemous against nsync the lesser gods and yet - ]

Understood!

[at least there's a path of... desks? yup. desks. that they'll have to use at stepping stones to get to their destination. he moves to bend at the knee so that it's easier for her to climb on his back?]

Onward - in the name of justice!

[tomefairest]

[ i'll be as blasphemous as i want!!!!!!!

also their classmates continue to mill around normally but some are definitely staring now. why are they this way. ]

Ah! Of course, noble steed - er, knight?

[ EITHER WAY ON WE GO ]

[sundays]

[at least class is never boring - but chiaki does manage to say:]

Just a hero is fine!

[SO HE CAN BE A STEED OR A KNIGHT???? but wow apparently he's gonna go for it. he lEAPS over to the next desk, which is just one row over so they're alright for now.]

You're in safe hands!

[really]

1/2

[tomefairest]

[ SHE SHRIEKS ]

2/2

[tomefairest]

[ AHEM. SHE MEANS. ]

Of course I trust you implicitly, hero of light!

[sundays]

[ ok but she shrieked - ]

I....

C.... Could you say that one more time....

[it was just charlie brown adult noises]

[tomefairest]

My fragile maiden's heart and life is in your hands, knight of the rising sun!

[ .................it got more flowery ]

[sundays]

Understood!!

[WHY DOES HE GET THAT BETTER]

Then you needn't worry, for this knight's burning heart will beat only to keep you safe!