CANON REVIEW ACTS 1-4

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"BOY."
"[S] YOU THERE. BOY."
"BOY, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND."
"FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS."
"NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT."
"FIRST, TAKE THE FABRIC ITEM ON THE FLOOR THERE."
"DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT SAYS. TO THE BALCONY."
"WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE BLUE WOBBLY THING."
"JOHN. RECYCLE THE GRIST AS WAS DICTATED BY YOUR COHORT."
"I SEE. ==>?"
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"JOHN RUN ACROSS PRECARIOUS PLATFORM SWIFTLY."
"BOY I SAID MAKE HASTE ON THE NARROW CATWALK!"
"FINE. PROCEED AS YOUR LEVEL OF COMFORT DICTATES."
"NOW TAKE IT."
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"THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING."
"NO DON'T DO THAT. HOP OFF THIS LEDGE ON TO THAT CAR."
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Years in the future, but not many...
An unsealed tunnel welcomes hot desert air into its stagnant depths.

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"DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS."
"JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A DISTRACTING MANNER."
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"INSPECT HAG ASH INCIDENT."
"DO AGAIN AS PURPLE WORDS SAY."
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"IGNORE THIS WOMAN'S ANTICS."
"INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT."
"ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT."
"THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT."
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"RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE."
"WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM SAYS?"
"THE GREEN TEXT WAS ATTRACTIVE. NOW VIEW THE RED TEXT AGAIN."
"JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP DOING NOTHING."
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"TROUBLING. INVESTIGATE THIS."
"JOHN, PURSUE ADVERSARY INTO THAT ROOM."
"THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO."
"READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES."
"JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!!"
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"[S] ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!"
"[S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER."
"[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!"
"YOU SAID"
"PUT THE BUNNY"
"BACK IN"
"THE BOX!!!!!!"
"NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS."
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"WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD."
"OK."
"GATHER THE SCATTERED BITS OF YOUR LARGE HAMMER."
"NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER."
"FINE. NOW WHAT"
"THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR."
"INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE."
"[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS"
"INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN."
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"[S] GO ON. ==>"
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"ME?? ==>"
"A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==>"
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"YES I WILL HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE FLOAT HAG ABOUT THAT."
"THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER."
"JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO GET THEM"
"JOHN. COOKIES. NOW."
"THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE. GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!!"
"JOHN YOU ARE STUPID."
"STUPID STUPID DUMB"
"FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to get the cookies boy"

Years in the future, but not many...
An agitated finger slips mid-keystroke.

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"mister john, respectfully ask that you please stand up."
"now sir boy, flee from this boorish rabble post haste."
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"well done, john. polite congratulations."
"now my civil fellow, i have a well mannered query to ask"
"john might i bother you for a can opener?"
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Years in the future, but not many...
A studious eye darts about a page like a honeybee gathering the nectar of wisdom.

"fellow john, it appears we have reached an impasse"
"the opener dilemma remains unsettled, most unfortunately"
"but it has been a pleasure nonetheless."
"oh, but thank you"
"thank you so very very much, dear favorable small primate"
"i shall take my leave now john. until next time"

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"WV: Retri..."
"WV: Examine rotten pumpkin."
"WV: Check the little red bar."
"WV: Captchalogue can of gravy."
"WV: Pick up the can of gravy. Just pick it up."
"WV: Use sharp teeth to poke a hole in the lid of the can."
"WV: Attempt to open can with your weak pathetic digits."
"WV: Take the can labeled BEANS."
"WV: Examine can of custard."
"WV: Examine marking on wrist."
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"WV: Examine the small potted plant."
"WV: Check book on Human Etiquette."
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"WV: Clear out all the cans inside the purple machine."
"WV: Search room for can opener."
"WV: Locate a nearby sharp object."
"WV: Be the imp."
"WV: Become the mayor of Can Town."
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"WV: Explore west of Can Town."
"WV: Use glowing green rock to open cans."
"WV: Examine box of crayons."
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"WV: Try to open the storage box."
"WV: Examine contents of yellow container."
"WV: Rescue that poor lightning bug."
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"WV: Use the chalk to draw some roads."
"WV: Lay a chalk foundation for Can Town's civic growth."
"WV: Use your own pee for the commercial zones."
"WV: Use motor oil to designate commercial zones."
"WV: Peel label from can of MAYO and affix to sash."
"WV: Survey surroundings in search of more terrain for city."
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"WV: Check that rampaging boy on the screen."
"WV: Turn on the other 3 screens."
"WV: Press Tab."
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"WV: Consume several cans."
"WV: Welcome the rest into the city."
"WV: Hit escape."
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"WV: Type => SWITCH 2."
"WV: Type => SWITCH 3."
"WV: Type => HOME."
"WV: Type => REBOOT."
"WV: Be the mayor."
"WV: Create employment opportunities for the citizen cans."
"[S] WV: Lead your men to victory!"
"WV: Mourn the loss of citizen tab."
"WV: Go outside and get some sun."
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"WV: Curiously prod the funny-looking spirograph."
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"WV: Select the triangley fractal."
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"WV: Attach your trusty knife to the meter stick."
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"WV: Look at the other wall."
"WV: Press the triangle pattern."
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"WV: Examine pumpkin."
"WV: Devour pumpkin."
"WV: Inspect green buttons."
"WV: Press green button on right."
"WV: Fiddle with the dials."
"WV: Appearify your trusty knife."
"WV: Appearify Can Town."
"WV: Deappearify the pumpkin."
"WV: Use trusty knife to carve spook schema in pumpkin."
"WV: Move spirograph switch."
"WV: Appearify firefly out of the amber."
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"WV: Adjust time dial to appearify rotten pumpkin."
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"WV: Appearify the grate over the entrance to the facility."
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"[S] WV: Hasten to the exit post-haste!"
"[S] WV: Ascend."
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"WV: Descend."
"WV: Sacrifice your MAYORAL SASH for more CABLES."
"WV: Appearify the temple."
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"WV: Command Serenity to carry the rope to you."
"WV: Get ye rope."
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"WV: Try to appearify the cable again."
"WV: Take obvious course of action."
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"WV: Eat letter and envelope."
"WV: Look behind you!"
"WV: Read letter."
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"WV: Give present! Hooray!!!"

"WV: Wave about in a distracting manner."
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"WV: Introduce new friends to John."
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"WV, PM, AR: Stargaze."
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"WV: Become the mayor of Exile Town."
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"WV: Fondly regard desert night."
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"Fourth Exile: Suddenly appear."
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"WV, AR: Prepare gift for the WQ."
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"Meanwhile, in a Timeless Expanse..."
"[S] WV?: Rise up."

"Hours in the future..."
"the recent past is recalled..."
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"and then years..."
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