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revenge of ricky schrΓΆdinger ヽ(βŒβ– _β– )γƒŽ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote in [community profile] lucybox2017-03-06 11:27 pm

whatever

EPISODE 1: meeting
EPISODE 2: the latvian mob
EPISODE 3: a concussion
EPISODE 4: bench talk
EPISODE 5: break-in

[ what would someone following the number connected to dave strider notice during recon? well.

dave strider, thirteen, gangly and edging on getting taller but way too skinny, angular and bony in a way that says he could stand to eat more food more often. he constantly wears shades. he equally constantly wears long-sleeved shirts and jeans in the houston heat. dave is too careful to ever let that shirt ride up enough to show what's underneath, and he never lets his shades get jostled off his face in public.

the kid has more of an online presence than his brother. he runs a webcomic with an avant garde sense of style and some truly disturbing strips that occasionally seem to correspond with times his number has come up; he sells shit on the site sometimes, t-shirts or book compilations or keychains. the money isn't saved but tends to get spent on groceries. he trolls internet forms at random but does seem to speak regularly to at least three other kids, and has for at least three years. these conversations are all mostly superficial even though the kids are close. the deepest he ever gets in them is with rose lalonde, who lives in new york. sometimes they talk about his dreams.

to each of them he only has positive things to say about his brother, whom he idolizes.

the other half of his computer use seems to go to online school, which dave does all right on. he only occasionally misses deadlines, but more frequently turns shit in ahead of time. he participates haphazardly on the forums as required, but aside from an odd sense of humor and a decent grasp on the subjects, he doesn't say anything worth reading.

following dave in person is harder. he doesn't leave the apartment often except to go to the store, or occasionally the library. he has hung out in the park once or twice but always goes home the second his cellphone buzzes with a text. his interactions with other people are limited; he's polite and casually friendly and charming to the grocery store employees and the librarian, and he doesn't turn people away when they talk to him exactly, but he never discusses anything of note and always excuses himself pretty quickly. dave doesn't like to be touched and doesn't let it happen, never needing to flinch back because he moves faster than that, and doesn't let himself get in the position where someone will try to touch him.

at the store he gets apple juice and bread and peanut butter. or junk food that keeps longer, kept at the back of his closet. nothing he has to refrigerate or heat up. at the library he gets art and film books or photography collections or comics or shit like my teacher is an alien or animorphs or pretty much anything. he doesn't usually check them out to go back home, unless it's a thing for school. when he signs his name on anything it's a careful angular scrawl and he likes to do it in red - dave always keeps a red pen in his pockets. at the park he tends to sit on a bench with good sightlines and sometimes he'll feed birds bits of torn bread and sometimes he'll scroll through shit on his phone (tumblr, random sites, pesterchum) but mostly he just kind of sits there and listens to music.

he downloads a lot of music. sometimes he mixes up new shit and uploads it, sending it to his friends or occasionally just keeping it to himself. dave maintains some social media accounts but is weird about them. there are disjointed quotes or phrases and oddly angled pictures and he seems to treat them like some sort of joke only he gets, but he's almost dedicated to them like he doesn't seem to be to a lot of shit. there's a blog he used to update but doesn't any longer about tony hawk and other things and every glimpse into his mind through his words is unclear and a little off.

a lot of the time he seems to be in the apartment alone. he isn't always, despite appearances, and he knows it. there's a ton of surveillance equipment inside the apartment and dave treats the cameras and recording devices with a casual weariness and wariness. his brother is constantly monitoring both dave and the equipment; fucking with that would probably be a bad idea for anyone paying attention, but it might be possible to jack some of those frequencies, if you're careful.

inside the apartment he mostly stays in his room. when he comes out he's nervous and cautious but nothing ever shows on his face. even in the sanctity of his own room this is true; dave doesn't emote when he can help it and even when he jumps when a trap goes off, his expression doesn't change an iota. when he speaks his voice is low and too-texan, but he doesn't usually unless he's outside of the apartment and has to. there is no point, since his brother seems disinterested in speaking to the kid. he rambles in his interactions with other people online but in person always cuts them short, seemingly uncomfortable with talking for too long.

the one activity that takes up most of his time, however, is training. at any hour of the day or night dave might be called to the roof. bro owns the entire building, and no one has ever called in anything about the striders. if they have, it was taken care of quickly and quietly and nothing ever got to the people who might have done something with it. bro watches everything and this is how things go: dave goes up the stairs with a sword in hand and once he's at the top it starts and then it keeps going until it's over. sometimes it goes on past that. it can take hours on end or only a few minutes, and there isn't any way to predict which it's going to be. eventually dave's left alone and he lies on the roof for a bit until he picks himself up and goes back inside the apartment. he patches himself up quickly and efficiently and doesn't complain at all. the most he has ever done is inform john egbert he got his ass kicked, and john assumed dave was exaggerating like dave always does.

here's another thing to notice: dave strider is used to being watched. he's paranoid about it, trying to read from every tiny clue in his life what will happen next and coming up blank. so when there's an extra pair of eyes he notices after a few hours, and he doesn't like the feeling. he picks himself up off the roof and ignores a broken wrist and too many cuts to count and probably a few cracked ribs in order to lean over the edge of the railing, eyes scanning surrounding buildings with a tense little frown.

it's pointless to tell bro. it might be bro. is he supposed to confront the change or ignore it? it's impossible to tell when bro wants him to roll with something or dig his heels in, and if he can't figure it out quick before the inscrutable time limit runs out, bro will probably be disappointed. and also maybe mad? it's hard to tell if bro ever gets mad or anything else at all, but dave would like to avoid that eventuality and measure up, so...

so.

right.

he can't spot who might be watching him but he didn't expect to. he can never spot bro in the apartment, either. so maybe he needs to change the location? maybe this is counter-surveillance training. it's not the usual so it has to be something else, after all. he's too tired to think it through but that doesn't really matter because there's probably a time limit and he shouldn't be too tired for it so he can't be.

the next day dave will completely disregard his usual daily schedule and leave the apartment. his injuries are taken care of even if he's oddly careful about his wrist, a makeshift brace involving a wrist watch making it casual. dave can always make his walk seem easy and relaxed no matter what he's hiding. he doesn't go to any of his usual locations. instead he goes to the movie theater, wastes precious grocery money on a ticket for a random action movie, and immediately ditches through an emergency exit in the theater once he's zipped in.

he loiters around out of sight to see if he can catch anyone coming out after him.

there are a dozen other little trips and traps like that planned if his simple first-ditch effort doesn't work as he zigzags around the city with absolutely no gameplan, testing the waters to see what comes up. there's no possibility of waiting for probably-bro to explain himself, because bro doesn't do explanations. so. time to figure out the rules as best he can and hope it's what he's supposed to be doing.

the lack of any ominous texts to his phone is either encouraging or terrifying. dave can't be fucked to figure out which it is, exactly. ]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-04 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Once you give the go-ahead on the operation, I'll get my team into position. We'll monitor the house remotely to know when it's go-time.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-04 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
You'll come with me. You won't leave my side for the entire operation.

[He doesn't know if Dave will follow it but it's his goal. Dave is his now. Dirk will take care of him.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-05 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dirk nods. Battery pack back in his phone and set on speakerphone. He stays there in front of Dave, so Dave can listen to what he tells the team and what they reply. He doesn't require Dave to talk, just makes it clear to the team he already has Dave secure. Crocker definitely shouts at him? Dave gets to hear Jane scolding him something wild. But everyone comes to agree. The team says they need an hour prep (mostly travel time through the city) and then they can go.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[When it's done, Dirk looks back at Dave.]

You can back out any time. Abscond's always an option here.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-21 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You can back out of coming.

[At this point, Dirk agrees: Dave's Bro is going to find out and then it really will be too dangerous. But Dave doesn't have to be witness to all of this.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-26 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. You gonna need to get a clear path to your weapon when we get there?
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-26 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ugh.] Okay, we've got time. I guess we get to go weapon shoppin'.

[Dirk is going to buy his new adopted child a good sword, because he's an excellent parental figure.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-04-26 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You said you intended to come, and I do not let a member of my team go into a fight unarmed or usin' a bad weapon. No more of him stackin' the deck against you.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-17 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think havin' a crappy piece of shit sword has been helpin' you stand a chance of winnin'? That dude never even considered settin' up a fair fight.

[He goes to grab his coat and also like. Reaches behind a panel to grab just a wad of crash? Look the sword-buying is not about to be the most legal activity in the world.

He also grabs two water bottles and hands one to Dave, plus a few granola bars.]


For the road.

[They aren't going far but Dirk has a compulsive need to feed and hydrate Dave apparently.]
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-18 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Fine Dirk will takes the granola bars for later. In case? Stop him. He doesn't fight Dave, though, considering the kid's stomach is probably a mess.]

I want to get you a good one. It's practically a present to myself since you're comin' with us to the fight.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-20 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dirk's a little confused by this tbh because. ???] Isn't that just a person who cares about other people and wants them to have nice things. Like Roxy.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-22 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure exactly how a dude can get a present for himself.
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[personal profile] splinten 2017-05-26 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I do my own groceries.

[That is probably not what Dave means. Also Dirk gets them on the bus because you can totally take the bus to Sordshop Inc or wherever, absolutely. Dirk is insisting on paying for Dave's fare at this point]

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