call me out meme;

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses; while i'm less active with others, i'm willing to play anyone listed here. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ some of my favorite memes: Soulmate Fuckup, Random Scenario, Highschool AU (romantic or otherwise), TFLN, The floor is lava, Stuck in the Rain, Minor Injury, Sweet Dreams, Pillow Fort, Not Just a Robot, Pokemon AU, Hogwarts AU (just about any canon au). meme code.

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[extracolours]

[ "Almost never" may as well mean "occasionally". Teddy gives her an appropriately skeptical look. ]

If Freddy set something on fire, [ does he even want to know why he did ] then why is McGonagall after your head?

[extrapretty]

I maaaaaaaaaay have recruited him to do something and he may or may not have snitched.

[ which means she totally did and he totally did. ]

But the fire was accidental! And you were all busy with your NEWTs. [ She pitches her voice lower, imitating Teddy. ] "Oh, no, Victoire I can't go and have an adventure with you now, I have to study for a test five months off which I'll probably ace even if I don't do any work whatsoever!" Merlin, Freddy's such a subpar sidekick.

[extracolours]

To be fair, that's what you get for enlisting such an unworthy henchman.

[ Good job, Vic. ]

Hey, hey-- I don't sound like that! And I would most certainly not ace them without putting in the proper work! But at least-- [ Teddy shifts his features into Victoire's, and clears his throat. ] "Oh, Teddy, I don't care about my OWLs at all! Unlike you, I would rather cause trouble instead of study, because getting good marks means nothing to me! I want to work at the local supermarket after I finish school!" Why'd you choose Freddy of all people, anyhow?

[extrapretty]

Well, my first choice henchman is avoiding me and, oh, fuck, no! Don't do that.

[ She slugs him in the arm, looking half-horrified. ]

You know I hate it when you pretend to be me. Especially with the changing. My boyfriend should never look like me, it's just weird!

[extracolours]

I'm not avoiding you, you could come study with me whenever you-- ow!

[ Rubbing his arm as he shifts back to his regular self. ]

Oh, but you're awfully pretty, la. Can't help it if I'm jealous of those stunning looks of yours.

[extrapretty]

Riiiiiight, because I'm so well known for my love of studying.

[ She's really, really not... ]

Yeah, well, I'm never snogging you while you look like me, so there!

[extracolours]

You know how you get known for your love of studying? By studying.

[ Shocking, he knows. ]

Ooh, but think of how much we could freak people out! Like, ah, yes, there's a girl snogging herself. [ pause ] Except I guess they'd think it was incest, that'd be disturbing.

[extrapretty]

I think you've got that more than handled for the both of us, nerd-boy.

[ truly the most loving of girlfriends. at least she sounds affectionate-ish? ]

And wow, no. I'm still not doing it! Besides, then people would think I was cheating on you or something and you'd get, like, all these woeful questions or something.

[extracolours]

Do I, Vic? Do I really?

[ he's so abused ]

I can just imagine it now. People coming up and saying "Hey, Teddy, are you all right...? I saw your girlfriend making out with her twin... say, got any photos of it?" Because all my yearmates are dirty perverts.

[extrapretty]

Can we talk about, like, anything else?

[ MERLIN'S SAGGY BEARD ]

[extracolours]

Good idea.

Are you prepared for your upcoming Charms exam? I can get you a few study books if not.

[extrapretty]

...Calling up the "Can we talk about anything else" clause again!

[ wow teddy ]

[extracolours]

I thought we agreed we could only use one each per conversation period.

[ wow victoire ]

[extrapretty]

I'm changing the rules! Because you're being booooooooring.

[ wow teddy ]

[extracolours]

How are your grades boring? They're important. How will you ever get into imaginary wizard college at this rate.

[ wow victoire ]