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call me out meme;
【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
so i take it you are actually imbibing your human soporifics right now
i mean
of course any soporifics you have would be human
im not sure why i specified that i didnt mean to be condescending or anything!!
how about i promise to zap over there if you are about to die so you dont die alone
i mean
of course any soporifics you have would be human
im not sure why i specified that i didnt mean to be condescending or anything!!
how about i promise to zap over there if you are about to die so you dont die alone
well
no
i already had the vodka bottles on standby
there was some koolaid in one but no actual vodka the sober wagon rolls on
ok so basically my text was a dirty filthy lie
theres not even a fuckton of meowbeats theres just like 3
but if u DO zap over here i can offer you human cinema masterpieces you would def enjoy
+ popped corns
no
i already had the vodka bottles on standby
there was some koolaid in one but no actual vodka the sober wagon rolls on
ok so basically my text was a dirty filthy lie
theres not even a fuckton of meowbeats theres just like 3
but if u DO zap over here i can offer you human cinema masterpieces you would def enjoy
+ popped corns
three is still a reasonably large amount of meowbeasts
since i have zero it sounds like surrounding anyway
roxy lalonde did you text me to ask me to come over and watch a movie with you
you could have led with that you didnt need to try to inspire pity to make me more amenable to your request
since i have zero it sounds like surrounding anyway
roxy lalonde did you text me to ask me to come over and watch a movie with you
you could have led with that you didnt need to try to inspire pity to make me more amenable to your request
3s company too
gasp aradia megido how could you accuse me of such a dastardly manipulative deed
as if i sat here and thought well gee aradia prob has a dozen other offers for her plans tonight how ever can i entice her that hanging w/ me is the best of those offers
obvs that was not my thought process at all
gasp aradia megido how could you accuse me of such a dastardly manipulative deed
as if i sat here and thought well gee aradia prob has a dozen other offers for her plans tonight how ever can i entice her that hanging w/ me is the best of those offers
obvs that was not my thought process at all
[Phoenix isn't always one to leave many chores behind, at least for people who aren't Apollo. But with Apollo away for the week and Trucy on break from school, Phoenix left her a note asking her to tidy up the office while he was out working.
Later that day, when he finally returned to the office, he opened the door and hadn't quite expected to be greeted by a wall of pillows...]
What.
Later that day, when he finally returned to the office, he opened the door and hadn't quite expected to be greeted by a wall of pillows...]
What.
[ To be fair, the carpet is definitely vacuumed. Cleaning was a thing that had taken place. For a little while...to say Trucy had gotten sidetracked would probably be underselling what had happened.
A single pillow sails through the air from a gap in the we all towards Phoenix's face. Dodge or get hit, daddy dearest! ]
Avast! [ The voice is a little muffled from inside the fort. ] Speak your business or prepare for war!
[ She heard his voice so he isn't a client. She probably would not be doing this to a client.
Maybe. ]
A single pillow sails through the air from a gap in the we all towards Phoenix's face. Dodge or get hit, daddy dearest! ]
Avast! [ The voice is a little muffled from inside the fort. ] Speak your business or prepare for war!
[ She heard his voice so he isn't a client. She probably would not be doing this to a client.
Maybe. ]
Edited (i spelled probably wrong...) 2015-01-29 16:59 (UTC)
Wh-whaaaaaat? [Phoenix gasps, as the pillow pummels his face.
Daddy dearest never learned how to dodge. so he takes it as if its a loose toupee or a cup of steaming hot coffee.]
Daddy dearest never learned how to dodge. so he takes it as if its a loose toupee or a cup of steaming hot coffee.]
[He glances down as the pillow unceremoniously plops to the floor.
At least the carpet looks clean...
He looks up towards the fort as he tries to work out what Trucy is going for. Pirates? Barbarians? Bikers?]
Um... This is Phoenix Wright. Or, um... Sir Bluecoat?
My business.... is.... the law? [He prods inquisitively.]
At least the carpet looks clean...
He looks up towards the fort as he tries to work out what Trucy is going for. Pirates? Barbarians? Bikers?]
Um... This is Phoenix Wright. Or, um... Sir Bluecoat?
My business.... is.... the law? [He prods inquisitively.]
[ this is an empty starter
feel free to respond to it whenever the urge to victoire hits you ]
feel free to respond to it whenever the urge to victoire hits you ]
You didn't see me!
[ That frantic, whispered warning is all he gets before fifth-year Victoire dives under the table that seventh-year Teddy had been studying at in the library. She'd run in rather frantically and presumably has reason to do so.
The reason becomes clearer when an irritated Professor McGonnagall peers into the library scant minutes later...
What do you do, Lupin? ]
[ That frantic, whispered warning is all he gets before fifth-year Victoire dives under the table that seventh-year Teddy had been studying at in the library. She'd run in rather frantically and presumably has reason to do so.
The reason becomes clearer when an irritated Professor McGonnagall peers into the library scant minutes later...
What do you do, Lupin? ]
[ Since he clearly has seen no one, Teddy only casually trades one History of Magic book on his table for another as Professor McGonnagall peers in. All she will find is students studying diligently in this library. These are not the droids she is looking for.
When the coast clears and the Professor takes her hunt elsewhere (which is good because plan b was meta'ing into Victoire and playing the old bait-and-switch to allow Victoire a clean getaway), Teddy peers under the table curiously. ]
I hope you haven't set anything on fire today.
When the coast clears and the Professor takes her hunt elsewhere (which is good because plan b was meta'ing into Victoire and playing the old bait-and-switch to allow Victoire a clean getaway), Teddy peers under the table curiously. ]
I hope you haven't set anything on fire today.
Hmmmmmmmmmm. [ No further pillows are being thrown, anyway. ] Sir Bluecoat, do you have a passport? I can't allow you into the fortress without the proper credentials! Or bribery.
[ you're welcome to bribe her. ]
[ you're welcome to bribe her. ]
Merlin's beard, why do you always assume I've set something on fire! I almost never set things on fire!
[ "Almost never" not being the same thing as "absolutely never"...Victoire crawls out from under the table with great dignity, and then props her hip on the edge of it, standing beside the still-seated Teddy. ]
Anyway, I didn't. Freddy may have done. [ She is not any longer the only Weasley at Hogwarts, even if some of the broods have yet to hit it, spaced out as they are. ]
[ "Almost never" not being the same thing as "absolutely never"...Victoire crawls out from under the table with great dignity, and then props her hip on the edge of it, standing beside the still-seated Teddy. ]
Anyway, I didn't. Freddy may have done. [ She is not any longer the only Weasley at Hogwarts, even if some of the broods have yet to hit it, spaced out as they are. ]
Edited 2015-01-31 23:36 (UTC)
[Who taught her what bribes are?]
Hmm... Will this do? [He tries to present his badge with a meek smile. Maybe he can sidestep the whole bribery thing.]
Hmm... Will this do? [He tries to present his badge with a meek smile. Maybe he can sidestep the whole bribery thing.]
[ "Almost never" may as well mean "occasionally". Teddy gives her an appropriately skeptical look. ]
If Freddy set something on fire, [ does he even want to know why he did ] then why is McGonagall after your head?
If Freddy set something on fire, [ does he even want to know why he did ] then why is McGonagall after your head?
I maaaaaaaaaay have recruited him to do something and he may or may not have snitched.
[ which means she totally did and he totally did. ]
But the fire was accidental! And you were all busy with your NEWTs. [ She pitches her voice lower, imitating Teddy. ] "Oh, no, Victoire I can't go and have an adventure with you now, I have to study for a test five months off which I'll probably ace even if I don't do any work whatsoever!" Merlin, Freddy's such a subpar sidekick.
[ which means she totally did and he totally did. ]
But the fire was accidental! And you were all busy with your NEWTs. [ She pitches her voice lower, imitating Teddy. ] "Oh, no, Victoire I can't go and have an adventure with you now, I have to study for a test five months off which I'll probably ace even if I don't do any work whatsoever!" Merlin, Freddy's such a subpar sidekick.
To be fair, that's what you get for enlisting such an unworthy henchman.
[ Good job, Vic. ]
Hey, hey-- I don't sound like that! And I would most certainly not ace them without putting in the proper work! But at least-- [ Teddy shifts his features into Victoire's, and clears his throat. ] "Oh, Teddy, I don't care about my OWLs at all! Unlike you, I would rather cause trouble instead of study, because getting good marks means nothing to me! I want to work at the local supermarket after I finish school!" Why'd you choose Freddy of all people, anyhow?
[ Good job, Vic. ]
Hey, hey-- I don't sound like that! And I would most certainly not ace them without putting in the proper work! But at least-- [ Teddy shifts his features into Victoire's, and clears his throat. ] "Oh, Teddy, I don't care about my OWLs at all! Unlike you, I would rather cause trouble instead of study, because getting good marks means nothing to me! I want to work at the local supermarket after I finish school!" Why'd you choose Freddy of all people, anyhow?
Edited 2015-02-05 02:09 (UTC)
Well, my first choice henchman is avoiding me and, oh, fuck, no! Don't do that.
[ She slugs him in the arm, looking half-horrified. ]
You know I hate it when you pretend to be me. Especially with the changing. My boyfriend should never look like me, it's just weird!
[ She slugs him in the arm, looking half-horrified. ]
You know I hate it when you pretend to be me. Especially with the changing. My boyfriend should never look like me, it's just weird!
[ Daddy, please. She's in high school. There's a thoughtful noise from inside the fort, and Trucy peers out from the entrance, lifting one blanket to examine the badge. ]
Weeeeeeeell...sure! But only if you also have cookies. For, y'know, toll fees.
[ Also she needs snacks and the kitchen-y area wasn't included in the fort. ]
Weeeeeeeell...sure! But only if you also have cookies. For, y'know, toll fees.
[ Also she needs snacks and the kitchen-y area wasn't included in the fort. ]
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