call me out meme;

[fleeting]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses; while i'm less active with others, i'm willing to play anyone listed here. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. ♛ some of my favorite memes: Soulmate Fuckup, Random Scenario, Highschool AU (romantic or otherwise), TFLN, The floor is lava, Stuck in the Rain, Minor Injury, Sweet Dreams, Pillow Fort, Not Just a Robot, Pokemon AU, Hogwarts AU (just about any canon au). meme code.

Comments

[muties]

in a technical sense nah
tho even 1 meowbeast > 0 meowbeasts os theres that
(no not like literal dying anytime soon just a general future thing)
((like maybe in eighty years ill still be rite here surrounded by vodka bottles + meowbeats))

[ramified]

so i take it you are actually imbibing your human soporifics right now
i mean
of course any soporifics you have would be human
im not sure why i specified that i didnt mean to be condescending or anything!!
how about i promise to zap over there if you are about to die so you dont die alone

[muties]

well
no
i already had the vodka bottles on standby
there was some koolaid in one but no actual vodka the sober wagon rolls on
ok so basically my text was a dirty filthy lie
theres not even a fuckton of meowbeats theres just like 3
but if u DO zap over here i can offer you human cinema masterpieces you would def enjoy
+ popped corns

[ramified]

three is still a reasonably large amount of meowbeasts
since i have zero it sounds like surrounding anyway
roxy lalonde did you text me to ask me to come over and watch a movie with you
you could have led with that you didnt need to try to inspire pity to make me more amenable to your request

[muties]

3s company too
gasp aradia megido how could you accuse me of such a dastardly manipulative deed
as if i sat here and thought well gee aradia prob has a dozen other offers for her plans tonight how ever can i entice her that hanging w/ me is the best of those offers
obvs that was not my thought process at all

[ramified]

as it happens i do not actually have any prior plan offers!
you are the first
so you have dibs
shall i make my way to your hive for cinematic wonders and popped corn?

[muties]

what rly
what are ppl doing instead of offering you plans gosh
w/e victory for me hella
yes yes you shall
there will also be classy bubbly* served with the popped corn

*classy bubbly = sprite kool-aid

[ramified]

yes really!
i can be over shortly
or i suppose from your perspective instantaneously
so
go to your window :)

[muties]

ooo sweet i will await
or not await if its instant but u kno what i mean
kk

[ Roxy will head to her window, shoving aside the curtains and throwing it open before sticking her head out. What does she see? ]

[ramified]

[ she sees a flying fairy troll! hey gurl. ]

Roxy! Should I go use the door, or do you mind me coming in through the window?

[muties]

[ the finest sight to behold ]

You can come on through the window! No point and goin' the long way round when you've got those butterfree wings of yours.

[ opening the window more so the fairy troll can fit right in ]

[ramified]

[ And shimmying on in! ]

So what movie is on the agenda for the night?

[muties]

We have options. There's the Lord of the Rings series, the Harry Potter series [ Roxy has seen this one like 5000 times probably. W i z a r d s. ], or what I'm certain you'll enjoy-- the Indiana Jones series. Have you seen it yet, or just the troll version?

[ramified]

Oh! Only the troll vision! Let's watch those, for sure!

[muties]

Haha, I had a feeling you'd pick those! Take a seat, and I'll load it up. Do you want anything to drink? I got multiple choices of sugary drinks and also water if you feel like being boring.