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ty wants to see dave put his foot in his mouth

[ today in alternate reincarnation aus i guess: what if instead of john egbert walking into his college room, his Destined Roomie (tm) it happened instead like this?

dave and rose don't really go to parties that often. it's not that they're opposed to socializing or anything, it's just not their Thing. dave is more likely to spend his free time dicking around on the internet or bothering his siblings and friends. the only changes memories have caused is an occasional interest in being alone. rose - well, rose tends to have her own things, and like dave she seems to be perfectly fine without the College Experience of parties. dave's pretty sure roxy is the only one who really actively seeks that kind of thing out, and that suits him fine.

so he's not really sure why he and rose agree to go to this party, except it's being thrown by a bunch of rose's more nerdy friends, people she's met in classes that dave doesn't take. and, well, if rose grabs dave's arm and tells him he has plans, dave is more likely than not to go "yeah, okay" or at least to let himself be dragged along as he protests and argues the entire way there.

he expects to try to stick to juice (he will go into people's fridges without worrying, whatever) and to chat with people randomly, and maybe if he's lucky there'll be fireworks, since this is supposedly a fourth of july thing?

he does not expect to recognize someone and he does not expect to need the mouth-to-brain filter that only sometimes functions periodically and so he kind of freezes up, points at his best friend and says ]

Dibs. [ louder than expected, although at least some people are drunk enough to just kind of snort and move on.

...rose laughs, pats his arm, and ABANDONS HIM, the lousiest excuse for a twin sister in the world (he would kill and die for her) and dave flounders. ] I mean - shit. Shit, I can't save that one, oh my god. Is there a convenient balcony to fling myself off of.

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[He pauses for a minute to look at Rose, eyes widening a bit before he tries not to think about the fact she's watching and redirecting his attention on Dave again.]

The scary grimdark girl's your sister. Right. Of course she is. [There's a light laugh.] Pretty sure you're going to need a balance and opinion from someone who isn't your family. I probably have room in my schedule somewhere.

[But also he would never pass up that kind of opportunity? And obviously if he and Dave are friends he can coerce him into better movie choices himself. Clearly. On the other hand, the word "schedule" seems to make him think of something.] You sure you don't have other friends you want to catch up with?

Grimdark. [ dave says, like he's testing the word. it feels familiar and he's not sure if one of those little kernels of knowledge is going to bloom or if some flashback is about to happen, but for the moment it seems safe. ] That's one way of describin' Rose. And nah, I don't have anyone else to catch up with. I'm pretty sure Rose'll kill me if I tag along, she wants to like, get her flirt on or somethin', and I am cordially uninvited to that kinda affair.

[ HE HAS...TRIED TO INVITE HIMSELF ALONG BEFORE, because he is clingy, but rose doesn't appreciate it for some reason. rude. ]

So I'm completely free to let you insult my movie taste for the evening, and vice versa.

Why would you want to? [He shakes his head slowly.] I thin if I had a sister I'd probably run the opposite direction from whatever romantic bullshit she's dealing with. Too much of a headache.

[But okay. While Dave is Much Better about being subtle, John's not and so he perks right up at the idea of having a new companion. With that though he's turning, not even bothering to see if Dave will follow just because he has a feeling that he will. Let's go find something to drink and go wander a bit.] Does the topic just extend to movies or can I trash your taste in other stuff, too?

You can trash my taste in whatever. As long as you can live with yourself for sayin' blatantly wrong things, of course? [ yeah dave is predictably following along after john, hands in his pockets and acting for all the world like a cat who has just so happened to go in this direction, for no particular reason at all, while there is an obvious reason involved. ]

Also, I'd want to 'cause she's basically my best friend I guess? I mean, I guess that's why, and I get bored otherwise, although I don't mind bein' alone so much as I could I guess.

Yeah, yeah. [Come along, Dave-cat. John also apparently doesn't mind roaming people's houses but he's a little more hesitant about snooping before eventually finding a can of soda on the counter and popping it open.] I'm not the one who can't appreciate such fine cinematography.

[But he rotates to lean against the counter, glancing down at his sneakers and hiding a grin behind the lip of the soda can.] Good enough for me. [On the other hand:] But being alone gets boring after a while too doesn't it?

Depends on why you're alone, and if you actually wanna be, I guess?

[ dave...ignores the sodas on the counter and wanders to the fridge, pulling it open and rummaging through the contents. come on where's the - ahah. there's like one box of apple juice and he pulls that out like it's a totally normal thing to have at a college party (and really, who cares what people drink at those) and then wanders back to the counter.

he doesn't lean against it but boosts himself up to sit on top, where he starts to unwrap the straw to poke into the box. ]

But personally I usually prefer the company of other people. [ except when he doesn't but who cares about those times! ] Also since you're the one who is wearin' an Ace Ventura shirt I object to you usin' the words "fine cinematography" in conjunction for the time bein'.

[ dave is like, in a tmnt shirt though? whatever, dave. ]

[Okay you do you, Strider. So Dave's up on the counter and John's next to him and leaning and here they are like they hadn't just met fifteen minutes ago.]

The city's huge. It's hard to imagine being alone even if you want to be anyway. And shut up? It's because I found a huge hole in my Ghostbusters shirt thanks to Casey so I had to switch last minute. What's your excuse?

[ dave takes a second to take a sip out of his goddamn juicebox at a grown up college party before responded with affected disdain. ]

This is obviously an ironic fashion statement. I'm wearin' it because it's awesome. The fact that it's ironic makes it awesome, and vice versa. Are you takin' notes on how to be cool yet? Jesus, get a fuckin' pen.

[ don't ever take notes on how to be cool from dave strider. that is like cribbing from someone's math notes for an english exam. ]

I don't need to take notes since I can never aspire to be as cool as you. I may as well give up now, see myself out of here because I will never be on the level of Dave "too-cool-for-school" Strider. [Who. Is actually in all seriousness drinking from a goddamn juicebox. This is absurd.] Next you're going to tell me that tomorrow's wardrobe includes a Sesame Street shirt.

[ it's apple juice and apple juice is fucking awesome, john can't judge him for this!!!! ]

Tomorrow is clearly gonna be the Berenstain Bears shirt so I can fuck with people, keep up, Egbert. [ dave, stop memeing. ] So who's Casey? I am assumin' some kinda pet unless you have a significant other slash friend who rips holes in shirts? Which overall seems more pet than person, thus the assumption.

Jesus fuck. [There's a breathless sort of laugh because the interesting thing is that he's actually not sure if Dave's kidding or not. If he walks across campus and finds Dave in a legit t-shirt with cartoon bears on it he's quitting and moving back to Washington. Maybe. But the Casey question causes him to brighten again and he's actually using his non-soda hand to wriggle his phone out of his pocket, unlocking it and heading to his Instagram. This version of John actually has one of those and it's filled with three things. Stupid shit, selfies, and pictures of a very cute and fluffy tan bunny. So yeah, he's stupidly handing his phone over to Dave with one of the photos up to show him.]

Casey probably would like to be a person but if she doesn't stop chewing and ripping holes in my shit that's not happening. Good assumption though.

[ dave would 100% make this shirt and wear it for "irony", john. or just to incite fights about spelling. either or is a possibility??????

oh my god it's a fluffy bunny that's cute as shit? he takes the phone to look at the photo - and to click into a few others. what the shit? ]

Nice. [ UNDERSTATEMENT!!!!!!!! ] I have an iguana. [ he will...open up his own phone after handing john back his to show a picture of an iguana in. a tiny sombrero. why this, strider clan? ]

[Dave why are you this way? Also John, why are you this way, there are way too many goddamn pictures of this bunny in here including several of his bunny in various boxes. This is terrible. Have fun looking through his dumb shit, Dave. Once he has his phone he locks it and pockets it, taking Dave's, squinting a little at the handsome reptile.]

Is his name Senor Lizard? [It's all said with a shitty Spanish accent, too.] That's awesome. I didn't know they made sombreros that tiny.

Snoop Dogg, actually. [ DAVE...STOP NAMING THINGS FOR SNOOP DOGG ] And my sister made it, actually. Not the grimdark one, the other one. Who is cheerful light?

[ there just isn't a snazzy phrase for that at the tip of his tongue. ]

[...a smirk.]

Yeah, okay, that makes absolute sense. [But it's kind of cool and he can accept that.] So it's you, two sisters, and an iguana named after a rapper well past his prime. No wonder you're never lonely.

You're missin' the oldest of the set from the count. My Bro. And also there are cats? Each sister has a cat.

[ so it's true he was pretty much never lonely until...well, he got lonely when dirk moved out? and these days it happens when he feels a little off kilter and out of place in the ordinary suburban life. ]

It's definitely never quiet. [ that seems like a safe compromise. ] So what brings you to this shindig, anyway? You don't seem like the party type. No offense. But you are sittin' in a kitchen with me drinkin' soda, so. Gotta assume you're kinda straight edge, here.

It's like your own version of Full House, minus the super neat-freak dad. [It is nothing like that, but it amuses him anyway. He doesn't immediately answer as he takes another sip.]

I could say the same thing about you with your AJ. [But Dave's not wrong.] A friend invited me and said it was the extended invite from a friend of theirs, so I said I'd come for a while. Get in the ol' college experience for once. I'm not sure what I'm missing.

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Personally I prefer to spend my weekends watchin' movies or playin' games or like, dickin' around on the internet.

[ he is...not an exciting person despite all appearances, holy shit. ]

Or, like, if you gotta do a social party activity, why not laser tag? Or some kinda activity. Maybe not bowlin' or anything though, I don't really get most sports. Aside from the balls going in holes being a good thing, except when it is not? They keep changin' the rules from sportsball to sportsball. They're all the same sports pile why does it matter if a ball touches a net in one thing but doesn't in another???

[There's a one, two, three beat pause--]

Say "ball" one more time, I don't think you made that sentence balls-y enough. [Seriously, Dave.] Sports are kind of overrated anyway, you're not missing much by not understanding them. And I don't know. I guess most people our age forget what's actually cool and what's pretty lame. But I don't mind these things since it means being around people which isn't too bad. If I'm enjoying the company, I stick around. If I'm bored, I leave. Nobody tries to stop me either way.

That barely brushed the depths of the ball-ridden ramblings I could subject you to? [ HE CAN MAKE THIS MORE AWKWARD IF YOU REALLY WANT, JOHN, THIS IS DAVE ] But if you get bored and wanna leave we should go and do somethin'. Like, there are places that are open even though it's the fourth. Or we could steal fireworks and set 'em off early. Or whatever?? I know an arcade with a DDR machine, I could kick your ass at that, fun bondin' activity.

Dude, we just met. I don't think I'm ready for a balls-deep conversation yet. [WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. But shitty humor aside, he seems to think that's not a bad idea.] Wouldn't Rose get mad if you just left her here even if she's busy flirting with people?

[So. That's a thing. He would very much be okay with leaving and hanging out elsewhere.]

Wow, I'm sorry, is that a fifth-meetin' kind of conversation? I'll have to circle it on my calendar and tell all my friends. [ stop ] Also, Rose would probably thank you for gettin' me out before I cramp her style.

[ dave strider is a very trying brother ]

Obviously. Be a gentleman about that sort of thing, jeez. [But he pushes himself off of the counter, turning to face Dave again.] I probably suck at DDR but let's go anyway. What else is open around here?

[He will, apparently, happily steal Rose's brother.]

I'm sorry to have trampled your delicate sensibilities, m'lord. [ 100% mocking southern drawl as he slides off the counter. but it sounds light? so he's teasing. ] As to what's open...no bars that'll take us without fake ids, but I know a laser tag place and Chuck E Cheese and I think the planetarium might have a late thing. None of the museums - the arcade for sure, which you already knew. Movies, but I shudder to think what you'd make us see. Food places, if you get hungry. Probably that rock climbin' place but why the fuck would you make me do that at this hour, or any other hour?

You should be. First you call dibs on me without giving anybody else a chance and now this. Where are your manners, Mr. Strider? [He can deal with that and one hand goes in his pocket as the other kills the can of soda and chucks it in the trash.]

I'm not interested in bars anyway, but the rest of that sounds cool. I kind of want to check out the planetarium? [He doesn't have enough energy to run around playing laser tag.] The planetarium and the arcade. Think there's time for that?

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